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fandomblogger:

doctordonna10:

danglingthpider:

castielsunderpants:

phoenixgryffin:

drjohnhwatson:

thequeenofvillainy:

You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?

They never said he was an egg.

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all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again BECAUSE HIS BLOOD WAS GUSHING OUT OF HIS CRACKED SKULL

SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT BEFORE THE SHERLOCK FANDOM STARTS ANGSTING. 

Too late

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LOOK JAWN I’M HUMPTY DUMPTY 

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GOD DAMMIT

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Photo 24 May 153,977 notes robertstarkjr:

shroomyloomyland:

That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ



that awkward moment when the moonwalking kid grew up to be this guy

robertstarkjr:

shroomyloomyland:

That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ

that awkward moment when the moonwalking kid grew up to be this guy

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an0m0ly:

Damage

This is not my usual post. But it’s something I had to share. As you read this, imagine how your reaction would differ if this story were being told by a woman, talking about how her husband treated her.

I have been separated from my wife for over a year, though we continue to share a house. We live on separate floors. We share the house because we need to parent our son together, and because we can’t afford to maintain two households.

I’d like to tell you a story, illustrating one reason why I am divorcing her. This is an example of the treatment I have received over the past fourteen years.

This evening, while she was drinking her wine, my estranged wife took exception to the fact that I wanted to talk about how tense she’s been. She said she didn’t want to talk about it.

I left the room (so as to comply with her request).

I went upstairs to use our tiny guest bathroom. She began to yell and throw things around the kitchen, then eventually charged up the stairs and into the bathroom, just as I was finishing and getting ready to leave. She confronted me there, holding her half-full wine glass in her hand. Her voice got louder, her gestures wilder. 

She complained that I had upset her by wanting to talk when she had told me she didn’t want to talk. As I began to feel uncomfortable, I said, “You’re saying it’s my fault you can’t express your emotions responsibly like an adult?”

She said, “Yes!! It’s because you want to go off and take a vacation with your girlfriend!” Then she threw the contents of her glass in my face and smashed it against my bare chest.

The results are pictured here.

I stood there, with shattered glass at my feet, glass shards sticking in my skin, bleeding, for five minutes or so. I asked her to move so that I could leave. She waved the broken stem of the glass in the air and said, “Leave!! Who’s stopping you?”

I told her she was standing between me and the door. I felt threatened. 

She laughed and said, “You’re 6 foot 3 and 250 pounds! You can’t feel threatened by me!”

I said, “You just broke a glass on my chest and cut me. You’re standing there with the stem in your hands. Yes. I feel threatened.”

She said, “No, you don’t.”

I asked her to move out of the way and let me pass. I didn’t want her to think I was pushing her or threatening her.

She held her ground, waved the broken stem and shouted, “Go on! Leave! I’m not stopping you!”

After I asked her repeatedly, she finally moved a bit and I left, carefully stepping over the broken glass.

I have posted this here as evidence, and to help those who may think that size and gender make a difference when abuse is concerned. People who, like my estranged, think some have permission to feel threatened and some don’t.

Abusers come in all sizes and genders.

She and I went to a half dozen therapists over the years. At each initial session, every therapist took a look at me, then at her (5’4” 150 lbs.). Then he or she would gravely ask my wife, “Do you feel safe?”

None ever thought to ask me.

Thanks for listening.

eXCUSE ME

BUT IM REBLOGGING THIS BECAUSE MEN NEED JUST AS MUCH SUPPORT AS WOMEN DO.

Abuse is abuse.

It doesn’t matter who it is, how big they are, or their gender.

It’s wrong.

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weaponizedwit:

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I have been waiting for this gif set all my life.

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reblogging could not be avoided

outlikealambx:

reblogging could not be avoided

Photo 23 May 37,360 notes futurefantastic:

calm down. they confirmed on the news that it’s just a wet dog

futurefantastic:

calm down. they confirmed on the news that it’s just a wet dog

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haha

Photo 22 May 5,221 notes riskyrussian:

marchcronus:

I AM A VERY SERIOUS ROLEPLAYER

This is better than the wwaywway vvagabond voice clip i can’t find anymore

riskyrussian:

marchcronus:

I AM A VERY SERIOUS ROLEPLAYER

This is better than the wwaywway vvagabond voice clip i can’t find anymore

Photo 22 May 37 notes thealmightysethrogen:

It looks like Dan…

thealmightysethrogen:

It looks like Dan…

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maddramaqueen:

cadaverousgallant:

school tomorrow

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HAHA.  TODAY WAS MY LAST DAY

HAHA I DON’t FUCKING CARE

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via AtomicTiki.
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the xbox conference summed up in 1:41

Text 22 May 36,854 notes

donttouchmynewtonballs:

when you’re in a really bad mood and someone tries to cheer you up

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Photo 22 May 21,820 notes vodka-is-for-russians:


“Superman dat hoe.” -Soulja Boy

This is what Yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for.

vodka-is-for-russians:


“Superman dat hoe.” -Soulja Boy

This is what Yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for.

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